C-a-C: 'How about a little something, you know, for the effort?'

After beating Rafael Dos Anjos at UFC 117, Clay Guida had a little talk with UFC matchmaker Joe Silva. Though Guida wasn't given a bonus, he will receive total consciousness. So he's got that going for him, which is nice. Take a shot at a caption in the comments. The winner will receive Carl Spackler golf lessons. Read on for winners of our last Create-a-Caption. First place: The last thing I remember after leaving the bar was my buddies saying we'll all get tattoos and then sign you up for a cage fight. -- bigchiefSecond place: Tyson goes delusional and attacks the floor with an illegal headbut, which cost him the bout. -- ZachThird place: I was just being respectful. I heard that in Japan it is polite to bow. The more respect you have for someone, the lower you bow. I have mad respect for Takanori Gomi! -- Matt Goldfarb

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