Create-a-Caption: 'I am a golden god'

Ronaldo "Jacare" Souza soaked in the ambience (and smoke) at Strikeforce: Houston before he beat Tim Kennedy for the Strikeforce middleweight belt. Look at the rest of All Elbows' gallery from the fights, take a shot at a caption in the comments, and try not to inhale. Read on for winners of last week's Create-a-Caption. First place: It says here that you're going to marry someone with a mysterious past. -- Rob RSecond place: I'm about to show you the most deadliest finger submission in the world, taught to me by my mentor and hero Steven Seagal. -- JeremyThird place: "Hmmm... I charge $100 for manicure. You like? no?" -- Jutte

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